Not that Spider-Man isn't enjoyable, but it's lacking the slapdash originality and lightheartedness that I'd hoped Raimi would bring to it. It's a bit long, and it's sort of a problem for a superhero movie when the superhero parts are the least interesting. Probably because no part of Tobey Maguire's face is visible when he's Spider-Man, those sequences are far less engaging than the Peter Parker ones. They're also burdened with straight-from-the-comics-page dialogue (you almost expect to see "Pow!" and "Zap!" balloons pop up) that just doesn't cut it in live action. I actually winced when Spider-Man refers to the Green Goblin as "Gobby." And many of the Spider-Man scenes are so obviously computer-generated that you may as well be watching a video game or a cartoon.
As the Green Goblin and his alter ego, evil industrialist Norman Osborn, Willem Dafoe goes appropriately over the top, and as his son Harry, James Dean -- uh, I mean, Franco looks uncannily like his own flesh and blood. Maguire is fine as the awkward teen Peter Parker/Spider-Man -- his thrill at discovering his powers is engagingly goofy -- but he has no chemistry with putative love interest Kirsten Dunst, who's rather insipid here (and has to suffer through a disgustingly gratuitous wet-t-shirt scene). And when he walks away from her at the end of the movie, it's with such self-congratulatory martyrdom that you feel like asking him, "What do you want, a medal or a chest to pin it on?"
I'm being picky about a movie that's not really meant to stand up to such critiques (although I dream of a world in which you wouldn't actually have to make a movie reductively simple and uninspired in order to make tons of money). In the end, what matters about movies like this is, are you entertained? And I was... most of the time.
So, you may ask, have I learned anything about expecting too much of a comic-book adaptation just because it has an exciting director and a promising young star? Well, based on my reaction to the trailer for The Hulk -- no.
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