New Fu:  Three films that play with and pay homage to the martial-arts genre

reviewed January 2005

Shaolin Soccer is a zippy, goofy tribute to kung fu movies, with a Shaolin student who dreams of expanding the reach of kung fu to help people in their daily lives.  He joins forces with a crippled former soccer player and together, they coach a (of course) ragtag team to play for the championship against the dominating team of the former player’s old nemesis (who’s so obviously evil that he dresses his team in black and laughs that evil-genius laugh).  It’s the sort of movie where you know which players are taking evil American steroids because a noxious black cloud oozes around them.  It’s silly and inventive like that – especially clever is the mousy bun-maker with dazzling moves.  Great fun.

Make sure you watch the original, subtitled version – Miramax dubbed it and, worse, chopped it for American release, apparently cutting out the more subtle humor and cultural color in favor of slapstick and soccer action.  I think any notion that Miramax gives a shit about movies anymore ought to be well and truly dead by now (see the end of my Finding Neverland review for another nail in the coffin).

 

The Zatoichi series of samurai films thrived in Japan during the 1960s and ‘70s, and now the Quentin Tarantino of Japan, Takeshi Kitano, makes his own version, The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi.  I’m in no position to say what, if anything, it borrows from previous Zatoichi films, as I’ve never seen any of them.  Kitano cleverly uses CGI to enhance subtle touches, like Zatoichi’s eerily silvery eyes, the way a sword blade slices through raindrops, even the (plentiful) blood splatters.

It’s a handsome, enjoyable, and visually intriguing movie, but it doesn’t have much emotional pull, not like, say, The Twilight Samurai.

 

The Bride with White Hair is a feverish, fairy tale/martial arts flick.  It gets overheated, really ratcheting up the melodrama as a young warrior – presumptive heir to the leadership of the Wu-Tang Clan (no, his name’s not ODB) – falls in love with a deadly beauty being used by the Siamese-twin leaders of a bizarre, bloodthirsty cult.  It’s beautiful, and the fights are good, but it’s too long and gets overwrought.  I’m not sure what about it attracts cult enthusiasm – personally, I recommend The Heroic Trio instead.

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