Everyone says "STOP SINGING!"

reviewed Thurs, 16 Jan 1997

Can't beat a free movie (I got a pass from Premiere Magazine for a sneak preview), and it's even better when it's a GOOD movie.  In this case, it's Everyone Says I Love You, Woody Allen's new -- and musical -- flick about the love lives of an extended clan of wealthy New Yorkers.  It's charming and sweet.  It reminded me a lot of Mighty Aphrodite -- both feature a gimmick (here, it's that everyone sings; in MA, it was the Greek chorus) that is endearing at first but sort of wears out its welcome by the end, and both feature Woody Allen pawing at some sweet young thang.

I was nauseated by Allen drooling over Mira Sorvino in MA, and I had a lot of trouble believing Julia Roberts in this movie when she called him sexy, her perfect man, etc.  I hope you got a big check, Julia.  Woody, what was wrong with a love interest your own age, like Diane Keaton?  As old as you are, you still need to grow up.

Most of the time, the singing gimmick works.  At its best, it recalls an old Fred Astaire film or Pennies From Heaven (which, if you haven't seen, I highly recommend).  All the actors (except Drew Barrymore) do their own singing, which makes for some wincing, but it's a sweet idea:  that sometimes even normal people just can't express their feelings with mere words (and that they don't have to sound perfect, either).  But I think the reaction of the audience sums it up:  for the first half of the movie, whenever someone broke into song, everyone laughed.  By the end, whenever a song hovered, there were groans.

Edward Norton is a standout (how many times this year can I write that phrase?); his exuberant awkwardness transposed against professional dancers in an early production number makes his character more endearing and more human.  Also fun is Tim Roth as a goofily edgy ex-con (he's also one of the better singers).  Woody Allen has a few moments of his former neurotic humor, but most of time, he's just whiny, giving me the headache that seems to come whenever he's appeared on screen in the past few years.

And the best line in the movie is the explanation of why the son (Lukas Haas) of ultraliberal parents (Alan Alda and Goldie Hawn) suddenly became a raving conservative.  It's like something out of Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot -- and it really lets you know who in the theater is a Democrat.

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