Does the Blair Witch drive a Camaro?

reviewed Mon, 16 Aug 1999 20:44:31 EDT

Finally got to see The Blair Witch Project, though unfortunately not with a cute boy to hold onto like I was hoping. I wish I hadn't had to sit through all the hype about it, because no movie could live up to that kind of promotion. Putting inflated expectations aside, it's an enjoyable, creepy, surprisingly funny novelty.

You don't realize how scary it is; the tension (pardon the phrase) sneaks up on you. I was sitting there thinking, "I don't know what the big deal is," and then I realized I was clenching my hands so tightly my nails dug into my skin and my palms were sweaty. I never knew sticks and stones could be so sinister. The jouncy camera work gave me a bit of a headache, and I admit you have to suspend your disbelief that these kids would keep filming in their terror... and that they're so dang stupid (hello, you took the trouble to pack a book called "How to Stay Alive in the Woods" -- maybe you should, I don't know, READ IT, and then you might know to follow the stream instead of crashing about haphazardly).

Anyway, the last few minutes are truly chilling -- that final image will stay in my head for a long, long time -- and I sure was glad it was still light out when I left the theater. As I was crossing the parking lot to get to the bus stop, this creepy-looking car seemed to be stalking me... but I managed to convince myself that the Blair Witch probably wouldn't be driving a rusty blue Camaro. Probably.

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